Tuesday, August 19, 2008
It's Veep Week
One of the great things about living on a stool at the far end of the bar is the uninterrupted view of the TV screen. While all the booze hounds around me blab on about whatever their bosses, girlfriends, or sports teams are doing, I often get to watch inside-the-beltway hacks blab on about politricks and who's gonna trick who. This is especially fun on Sunday mornings as I sip a Bloody Mary and gnaw on some celery (note to fan club - hedgehogs love us some celery, hint hint).
So, in honor of Senator Obama's Veep Week, I want to go out on a limb and tell all of the Beltway Bastards that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! Biden, Bayh, and Kaine don't stand a chance. Neither Sibelius nor Dodd nor Richardson. The one that everybody counts out will be the surprise of the season:
So, in honor of Senator Obama's Veep Week, I want to go out on a limb and tell all of the Beltway Bastards that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! Biden, Bayh, and Kaine don't stand a chance. Neither Sibelius nor Dodd nor Richardson. The one that everybody counts out will be the surprise of the season:
I present the next Vice-President of the United States of America: Hillary Rodham Clinton!
Remember, you read it here first. Or I could be wrong, in which case forget about it.
Actually, it will probably be Biden. Whatever.
Actually, it will probably be Biden. Whatever.
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