Wednesday, March 08, 2006
My Cat Will Kick Your Ass
My cat was was in a pretty bad mood after receiving a face full of birdshot from the Vice-President (yes, THAT Vice-President) during a recent weekend outing on a mutual friend's ranch. Unlike certain ancient blood sucking Republican lawyers, Bunny doesn't take any shit, not even from Cheney. No one was going to see Bunny apologizing in the press for the trouble caused by getting a face full of lead from some rich white dude who thinks he has all the power.The shot just bouced off of his thick fur like pin pong balls on a trampoline anyway. But he was still mighty pissed. It's the principle of the thing.
So if any of you out there are contemplating any untoward acts, to Bunny or any of his friends, be forwarned: he will kick your ass.
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