Monday, February 13, 2006
Quantum Snow
First, I must add a view of my beloved Fells Point in the snow. This is the Bond Street Wharf viewed from Thames Street, facing east
Now, back to the bar stool.
My One True Fan persuaded me to view the brilliant motion picture "What The (Bleep) Do We Know"
It reminded me of the immortal words of the philosophers known as the Firesign Theater:
"How can you be in two places at once if you're not anywhere at all?"
On The Other Hand
My One True Fan called me this afternoon on the super secret hedgehog phone. I awoke from my semi-hibernation, for surely this must be important news.
"Anokoblogger," she breathlesly intoned, "the vice-president just shot somebody!"
For some reason that sent us both into gales of laughter.
"Quick," she said, her voice trembling in passion, "turn on CNN!"
I nodded to the bartender, who changed the channel.
There was a video montage of the VP, his target, and a bunch of Saudis and GI's while infobots voiced concern about a bunch of Old White Guys shooting each other when they're s'posed to be runnin' things. It's been a bad winter for The Man.
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